Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Be Cry

Wish to consign an Oscar acceptable performance and openly weep in front of an audience?


Your audience may be seated theatre guests, a Employer and cameraman or your family and friends.


Or you're trying to employ your street down a sticky locality and a rare tears may influence you a babyish Compassion from the jury, Furious Husband, or disappointed origin.


Whatever your motivation, here's some tips on getting your cry on. Slap these colorful approaches alone, in front of your mirror. Distinguish which one works peak for you and bring down the den!


Instructions


1. The Aged Fashioned: Dash off yourself blue.


Basically, expect woebegone thoughts until the tears come. The boss hook is to actually touch cheerless approximately what you're talking approximately. On the other hand whether you can envision approximately a blue part and monologue approximately something else, birr for it.


Whether you can complete this on cue and you can achieve this believably, arouse on the next flight to Hollywood. We need you.


2. The Chemical Approach: Put something in your eye.


Some say glycerin drops (which can be found in many theatrical supply stores), or rubbing a menthol stick under the eyes (also found at the theatrical store). Some cut onions.


This writer suggests NOT doing these. When will you discreetly drop stuff in your eye? What if you spend more time reacting to the physical discomfort? And why smell like onions the whole time?


Silliness.


3. Bored to Tears Approach: Yawn with your eyes open.


If you yawn one or two times with your eyes open, you'll tear up. Some actors let their lips quiver with the pre-yawn, cover their face with their hands for the actual yawn, and look up with tears.


This takes much practice. It's not for everyone.


4. Masochistic Approach: Hurt Yourself


Another one not suggested. Because, well, it hurts. But you can pinch yourself very hard. The Hardest Method: Don't cryAs an actor, some of the best performances are watching a person hold back tears.As a manipulator, sometimes the best method is not to cry for pity but instead face the situation with some honesty. Then if you cry it's because you did the right thing. If you can turn away, grab a mirror and tweezers and turn back around real fast, then you're a talent and should try a career in slight of hand magic.


Don't make yourself bruise, bleed or scar. Then it's going to be real tears and that will be so counter-productive.


5. Nose hairs. Those hurt. If you're "lucky" enough to have nose hairs you can pluck with your fingers, hide behind a hand, pluck and tear up.